Schfonz 

Penis, dick, cock or prick.

A Massachusetts version of the word shvantz.

First seen in the book: Put My Numbers On That

Look Jennings, I know you’re trying to stick your fucking schfonz up Emma’s shitter, but this is ridiculous.

Schfonz by Ginger Snappah Head July 18, 2022

Schlonz 

A man of peculiar character, who is too cool for school. The easy target he is, he gets irritated too easily. This makes him an even easier target. Although he has an imposing nature people typically ignore not only his opinion but also his persona. His high pitched battle cry "Krghaaa" announces his imminent arrival.

Pronunciation: //:ʃlɔnts//
Plural: Schlonzens
Note: Never to be used in direct speech when talking to the Schlonz.

Example #1:
"Dude, are you really gonna smoke at a gas station?"
*man don't care*
"Maaan, he's such a Schlonz."

Example #2:
"Dude, we've been waiting for 20 minutes for you to get ready. What the f*** have you been up to, dude?"
"Chill the f*** down, I was tryna get my cologne to match my moustache. Just because you uncivilized folk don't care about your fragrance..."
"What a Schlonz move, dude."

Example #3:
*Schlonz getting rejected by the fourth woman that night; thus obviously destroying some trashcans on the street*
"Dude, get over yourself."
"Krghaaa..." *while Schlonz destroys another trashcan on the street*
"Some day he's gotta stop being such a Schlonz!"

Example #4:
"Dude, did you see that white boi in the Golf blasting Arab music?"
"What a Schlonz..."

Schlonz by maeshlboi August 12, 2020

schfanz 

1. referring to a man's penis. 2. referring to being drunk.

1. Lorena Bobbit cut off that poor man's scfanz. 2. I got all schfanz faced last night.

schfanz by Master K April 20, 2006

Schlonze 

Sexy bitch, that is easy to fuck.

Harry: Look at this bitch.
Felix: Jeah, nice schlonze.

Schlonze by king netguru June 11, 2009

schlonz 

dirt in the chillum of a bong, which is caused by smoking

u need to clean your pipe, it's full of schlonz

schlonz by mrhappy3412 February 20, 2009

schlonze 

good looking drunken and/or drugged woman, that is easy to fuck.

schlonzen alert !

schlonze by acidsinthi June 12, 2009

schlönz 

Another synonym for schranz. The most empty and dull so-called music ever.

"Oh no, what the hell is he playing there?"
"Just some bloody schlönz"
"What a wiener..."

"Boah, das schlönzt voll rein!"

schlönz by Franco Fellatio February 17, 2008