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1. referring to a man's penis. 2. referring to being drunk.
1. Lorena Bobbit cut off that poor man's scfanz. 2. I got all schfanz faced last night.
by Master K March 29, 2006
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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