A man of peculiar character, who is too cool for school. The easy target he is, he gets irritated too easily. This makes him an even easier target. Although he has an imposing nature people typically ignore not only his opinion but also his persona. His high pitched battle cry "Krghaaa" announces his imminent arrival.
Pronunciation: //:ʃlɔnts//
Plural: Schlonzens
Note: Never to be used in direct speech when talking to the Schlonz.
Pronunciation: //:ʃlɔnts//
Plural: Schlonzens
Note: Never to be used in direct speech when talking to the Schlonz.
Example #1:
"Dude, are you really gonna smoke at a gas station?"
*man don't care*
"Maaan, he's such a Schlonz."
Example #2:
"Dude, we've been waiting for 20 minutes for you to get ready. What the f*** have you been up to, dude?"
"Chill the f*** down, I was tryna get my cologne to match my moustache. Just because you uncivilized folk don't care about your fragrance..."
"What a Schlonz move, dude."
Example #3:
*Schlonz getting rejected by the fourth woman that night; thus obviously destroying some trashcans on the street*
"Dude, get over yourself."
"Krghaaa..." *while Schlonz destroys another trashcan on the street*
"Some day he's gotta stop being such a Schlonz!"
Example #4:
"Dude, did you see that white boi in the Golf blasting Arab music?"
"What a Schlonz..."
"Dude, are you really gonna smoke at a gas station?"
*man don't care*
"Maaan, he's such a Schlonz."
Example #2:
"Dude, we've been waiting for 20 minutes for you to get ready. What the f*** have you been up to, dude?"
"Chill the f*** down, I was tryna get my cologne to match my moustache. Just because you uncivilized folk don't care about your fragrance..."
"What a Schlonz move, dude."
Example #3:
*Schlonz getting rejected by the fourth woman that night; thus obviously destroying some trashcans on the street*
"Dude, get over yourself."
"Krghaaa..." *while Schlonz destroys another trashcan on the street*
"Some day he's gotta stop being such a Schlonz!"
Example #4:
"Dude, did you see that white boi in the Golf blasting Arab music?"
"What a Schlonz..."
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"Oh no, what the hell is he playing there?"
"Just some bloody schlönz"
"What a wiener..."
"Boah, das schlönzt voll rein!"
"Just some bloody schlönz"
"What a wiener..."
"Boah, das schlönzt voll rein!"
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