substyle of progressive techno music. typical elements are merciless repetetive pattern, harsh abrasive machine-like sound. agressive, inhuman. schranz tries to fulfill all the cliches of techno music. sometimes uses funny and/or offensive samples. became quite popular in germany in the early 21st century. also called 'geshredder' oder 'gebretter'. schranz rules!

some Djs playing or producing schranz: Chris Liebing, DJ Rush, Robert Natus, ...

schranz by G. Southpole February 21, 2004

Related Words

schronz • schlönz • schranz • Schlonze • schronk • #schronched • Schfonz • Schmonzo • Schönze • schronched

Schlonz

A man of peculiar character, who is too cool for school. The easy target he is, he gets irritated too easily. This makes him an even easier target. Although he has an imposing nature people typically ignore not only his opinion but also his persona. His high pitched battle cry "Krghaaa" announces his imminent arrival.

Pronunciation: //:ʃlɔnts//
Plural: Schlonzens
Note: Never to be used in direct speech when talking to the Schlonz.

Example #1:
"Dude, are you really gonna smoke at a gas station?"
*man don't care*
"Maaan, he's such a Schlonz."

Example #2:
"Dude, we've been waiting for 20 minutes for you to get ready. What the f*** have you been up to, dude?"
"Chill the f*** down, I was tryna get my cologne to match my moustache. Just because you uncivilized folk don't care about your fragrance..."
"What a Schlonz move, dude."

Example #3:
*Schlonz getting rejected by the fourth woman that night; thus obviously destroying some trashcans on the street*
"Dude, get over yourself."
"Krghaaa..." *while Schlonz destroys another trashcan on the street*
"Some day he's gotta stop being such a Schlonz!"

Example #4:
"Dude, did you see that white boi in the Golf blasting Arab music?"
"What a Schlonz..."

Schlonz by maeshlboi August 12, 2020

schranz

Schranz is untz with "schranzing" sound, a tad noisy. It's different from acid, it's got a touch of industrial sounds in it...

The DJ played some very good schranz at the rave.

schranz by Omicron February 13, 2004

Shronz

Small penis accompanied by large feet.

What a Shronz!

Shronz by Lumi January 4, 2004

Schlonze

Sexy bitch, that is easy to fuck.

Harry: Look at this bitch.
Felix: Jeah, nice schlonze.

Schlonze by king netguru June 11, 2009

schronched

When someone hits a part of your body, most likely a face, with a taco.

My best friend schronched me on the ass.

schronched by Blurryfaceisbutt March 4, 2017

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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