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substyle of progressive techno music. typical elements are merciless repetetive pattern, harsh abrasive machine-like sound. agressive, inhuman. schranz tries to fulfill all the cliches of techno music. sometimes uses funny and/or offensive samples. became quite popular in germany in the early 21st century. also called 'geshredder' oder 'gebretter'. schranz rules!
some Djs playing or producing schranz: Chris Liebing, DJ Rush, Robert Natus, ...
schranz by G. Southpole February 21, 2004
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A man of peculiar character, who is too cool for school. The easy target he is, he gets irritated too easily. This makes him an even easier target. Although he has an imposing nature people typically ignore not only his opinion but also his persona. His high pitched battle cry "Krghaaa" announces his imminent arrival.

Pronunciation: //:ʃlɔnts//
Plural: Schlonzens
Note: Never to be used in direct speech when talking to the Schlonz.
Example #1:
"Dude, are you really gonna smoke at a gas station?"
*man don't care*
"Maaan, he's such a Schlonz."

Example #2:
"Dude, we've been waiting for 20 minutes for you to get ready. What the f*** have you been up to, dude?"
"Chill the f*** down, I was tryna get my cologne to match my moustache. Just because you uncivilized folk don't care about your fragrance..."
"What a Schlonz move, dude."

Example #3:
*Schlonz getting rejected by the fourth woman that night; thus obviously destroying some trashcans on the street*
"Dude, get over yourself."
"Krghaaa..." *while Schlonz destroys another trashcan on the street*
"Some day he's gotta stop being such a Schlonz!"

Example #4:
"Dude, did you see that white boi in the Golf blasting Arab music?"
"What a Schlonz..."
Schlonz by maeshlboi August 12, 2020
Schranz is untz with "schranzing" sound, a tad noisy. It's different from acid, it's got a touch of industrial sounds in it...
The DJ played some very good schranz at the rave.
schranz by Omicron February 13, 2004
Small penis accompanied by large feet.
What a Shronz!
Shronz by Lumi January 4, 2004

Schlonze 

Harry: Look at this bitch.
Felix: Jeah, nice schlonze.
Schlonze by king netguru June 11, 2009

schronched

When someone hits a part of your body, most likely a face, with a taco.
My best friend schronched me on the ass.
schronched by Blurryfaceisbutt March 4, 2017