Schönze

She's a girl who'll talk shit about you, will go ahead and tell her mom everything she aint liking. trys to be a nigger. Has no friends by the end of the year. dont pull a Schönze.

she'll take over your bestfriends for sure. have fun with her nigger personality. 2 words for her insecure and pathetic.

you: damn lets be friends with schonze
me: no, she'll pull a Schönze on you.

you; ooh lets take a back seat then. Lets leave her alone.

by hollarbackgurl December 10, 2016

The Schonfeld Principle

When you gamble against what you want to happen so you’re happy either way (essentially hedging your happiness)

“I’m a big Yankee fan but I bet against them today. I’m using The Schonfeld Principle.”

by Ceauxcheaux March 18, 2021

The Schanze

To take ones anal virginity, or "pop" a persons "chocolate covered cherry".

That customer wasn't expecting the Schanze, but boy was he in for a surprise!
or
I gave that guy The Schanze, and boy did he love it!
or
TOTALLY AWESOME! The Schanze felt great to that customer!

by WordMonger March 14, 2005

Schnoze

A very big or long nose. Usually used as an insult.

"That man nose is big as hell" man1
"I know right, he got a schnoze" man2

by Alicia W. June 24, 2004

Schonebone

mildly retarted male which will have sex with any type of haggard creature. German for pretty bone. Vocabulary extremely limited to "dude","yo man", and "party it up". Possibly suffers from unknown STD which has not been diagnosed in medical history.

Eric Schonebone had a great weekend partying it up with a one eyed 44yr old haggard beast.

by Day crew July 7, 2008

Schnozer

A person's nose

Jannick booped Karyn's schnozer

by MeiMuz October 16, 2021

sconzed

Broken in a crippling sort of way. Something central to operations of the thing is severed, damaged, or impaired as to not allow it to function properly.

Man, Steve musta been surfin' for porn on my laptop yesterday because now it's totally sconzed and only boots to safe-mode.

by chip-ky June 12, 2007