Schelog

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When you shave your balls and no type of itching will satisfy that feeling of being itchy, bot even the pinch and role.

I just shaved my balls yesterday and I still have schelog

Schelog by Demetrius demarcus April 10, 2022

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Shelogic

Where women's feelings overrule male rational logic and fact. It has worked for centuries because men want sex and wish to avoid nagging, divorce and losing everything they ever worked for.

Tom, I really want those $1000 Jimmy Chu shoes. Well Tiffany, I can't afford them. Guess who is not getting any sex until shoes are purchased via Shelogic.

Shelogic by EightBall March 26, 2013

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schlogins

It is the filthy area never whiped between a man's balls and his anus. Legend has it that shit nuggets dwell in this region. (Watch your tongues ladies.)

Guy: Oh yeah lick my balls!
Lady: Gross what the hell is that?
Guy: I said lick my balls not my schlogins.

schlogins by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006

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schloggernockled

Schloggernockled is an adjective that describes someone who is so busy they just need to sit down and have a drink but are unable to do so.

Next week is going to be horrible I'll probably schloggernockled the whole week.

schloggernockled by Adam D N October 18, 2007

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Schlog

The action of consuming an alchoholic beverage, poured from a large height such as the top of a staircase. Typically it requires 2 partcipants, the one who pours and the one who drinks. One could however perform a self-schlog if using a grabor.

Hey bro did you see Magee schlog in the scum dungeon last night? Epic!

Schlog by da skunk September 9, 2020

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Schloggen

The hole on female bodies which can and will transport you to the fourth dimension. It is opened by tapping the clit three times. It is the greatest secret to the female population.

"Hey, can I see your schloggen?"
"What are you talking about?"
"No, the schloggen."
"Let's make this quick."

Schloggen by Roland the Gunslinger December 27, 2009

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schlogl

The sound made when one is choking on cock

I love when girls schlogl on my cock

schlogl by Jshsjskks August 30, 2018

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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