Schelog
When you shave your balls and no type of itching will satisfy that feeling of being itchy, bot even the pinch and role.
Schelog by Demetrius demarcus April 10, 2022
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Shelogic
Where women's feelings overrule male rational logic and fact. It has worked for centuries because men want sex and wish to avoid nagging, divorce and losing everything they ever worked for.
Tom, I really want those $1000 Jimmy Chu shoes. Well Tiffany, I can't afford them. Guess who is not getting any sex until shoes are purchased via Shelogic.
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schlogins
It is the filthy area never whiped between a man's balls and his anus. Legend has it that shit nuggets dwell in this region. (Watch your tongues ladies.)
Guy: Oh yeah lick my balls!
Lady: Gross what the hell is that?
Guy: I said lick my balls not my schlogins.
Lady: Gross what the hell is that?
Guy: I said lick my balls not my schlogins.
schlogins by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006
schloggernockled
Schloggernockled is an adjective that describes someone who is so busy they just need to sit down and have a drink but are unable to do so.
schloggernockled by Adam D N October 18, 2007
Schlog
The action of consuming an alchoholic beverage, poured from a large height such as the top of a staircase. Typically it requires 2 partcipants, the one who pours and the one who drinks. One could however perform a self-schlog if using a grabor.
Schloggen
The hole on female bodies which can and will transport you to the fourth dimension. It is opened by tapping the clit three times. It is the greatest secret to the female population.
"Hey, can I see your schloggen?"
"What are you talking about?"
"No, the schloggen."
"Let's make this quick."
"What are you talking about?"
"No, the schloggen."
"Let's make this quick."
Schloggen by Roland the Gunslinger December 27, 2009