schlogg

An all purpose word, originally used to describe a slow jog. Then adapted to name the sprinter girls on a track team. "Schlogg" can be used to describe an infinate number of things having to do with running track.

When asked how fast to run a warm up, I told her just to schlogg it.

by Paolina June 16, 2007

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Schlong control

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.

A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.

by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018

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Long schlong telegong

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.

"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.

by gollomosh September 3, 2022

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Schlagg

Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.

"Holy shit. I think I just fucking saw Schlagg, dude."

by forsetha December 27, 2020

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schlongpire

Similar to a vampire, however instead of feeding on blood they feed on penis. They'll become ornery with the absence of sucking penis for too long. BE CAREFUL.

"Wow, Darren is awfully moody today."
"That's because he's a schlongpire and hasn't fed in many moons, keep your distance."

by Triwinning June 27, 2016

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