The action of consuming an alchoholic beverage, poured from a large height such as the top of a staircase. Typically it requires 2 partcipants, the one who pours and the one who drinks. One could however perform a self-schlog if using a grabor.
by da skunk September 9, 2020
When a man has a long penis it’s called a “schlong”. In a different scenario; you take a shit and it’s an extremely long turd. This is where “schlog” comes in. Because it’s a long log.
by Breerussell__ December 31, 2018
Creating the appearance of jogging while going much slower; often characterized by awkward Trex arms at the sides and heavy breathing
My dad goes for a schlog every other day.
I went for a schlog in the park earlier and people kept looking at me sympathetically.
I went for a schlog in the park earlier and people kept looking at me sympathetically.
by Nyehkt December 24, 2018
by Gavianna July 8, 2013
that gomer is getting a little agitated, lets schlog him with haldol.
that patient in 302B is totally schlogged.
that patient in 302B is totally schlogged.
by realmd August 8, 2009
From the German Schzloggszeinfargen, when a woman violently slobbers over the penis making an almost eriely familiar sound of a pig choking on it's own blood after it's throat has been slashed. Frequently seen in action in many erotic adult films. Schloggin is also acceptable.
by Dr_Trac October 12, 2007
by LoFon September 7, 2018