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When a man has a long penis it’s called a “schlong”. In a different scenario; you take a shit and it’s an extremely long turd. This is where “schlog” comes in. Because it’s a long log.
by Breerussell__ April 23, 2018
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v. overmedicate someone to the point of sedation
a. the state of being overmedicated
that gomer is getting a little agitated, lets schlog him with haldol.

that patient in 302B is totally schlogged.
by realmd August 07, 2009
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Schlog=Heavy, thick dessert cream served in cooled stainless bowl at a famous Brooklyn Steak house.
by LoFon September 07, 2018
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When one has a drink in their mouth and they laugh so hard it comes out of their nose and mouth.
Dad's unexpected joke at dinner caused mom to schlog.
by Gavianna July 07, 2013
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Creating the appearance of jogging while going much slower; often characterized by awkward Trex arms at the sides and heavy breathing
My dad goes for a schlog every other day.

I went for a schlog in the park earlier and people kept looking at me sympathetically.
by Nyehkt December 24, 2018
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