A goofy son of a bitch with poor circulation. They often have cold
feet and a
bad backs. Schettler's have a tendency of showing up late and missing the bus. Their diets consist of 95% salads, and they can often be found stuck in a cow
pie.
Hey
Bruce, do you see that dumb ass
rabbit eating all the lettuce in my garden? Let's shoot it!
No, Gregg! That's just Schettler!!