schlogeling 

Aimlessly and uncomfortably "being" with no particular purpose.

Everyone was in a hurry to get to work but Professor Bittner was just schlogeling at his own pace.

schlogeling by SR914 June 3, 2016

Schlogging 

From the German Schzloggszeinfargen, when a woman violently slobbers over the penis making an almost eriely familiar sound of a pig choking on it's own blood after it's throat has been slashed. Frequently seen in action in many erotic adult films. Schloggin is also acceptable.

Gawt damn fool! Bitch was SCHLOGGING my rod so hard I thought she was gonna puke all over my junk!

Schlogging by Dr_Trac October 28, 2007

Schlongalingalonger 

A penis that looks like salamj

Damn you have such a schlongalingalonger

Schlongalingalonger by Mrsensless January 22, 2021

Schlagering 

A term used to describe an experience that is overwhelmingly annoying and leaves you absolutely exhausted or confused or both

1. I had a schlagering train ride as the kid besides me would just not stop crying.

2. I drank a shot of Tequila without clinking my glass and now my sex life is absolutely schlagered.

Schlagering by P-Bomb August 30, 2022

schleeling 

Something you cant do In murpanico

"No schleeling in murpanico"

schleeling by Shrimpimp July 23, 2024

Schleeling 

Something you can't do in murpanico

"No Schleeling in murpanico!"

Schleeling by Shrimpimp July 23, 2024

Schlongalingalong 

Another name for the genitalia penis

"WOWZA! THATS A HUGE 67 SCHLONGALINGALONG!!"

Schlongalingalong by ZzzRocket October 1, 2025