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It is the filthy area never whiped between a man's balls and his anus. Legend has it that shit nuggets dwell in this region. (Watch your tongues ladies.)
Guy: Oh yeah lick my balls!
Lady: Gross what the hell is that?
Guy: I said lick my balls not my schlogins.
Lady: Gross what the hell is that?
Guy: I said lick my balls not my schlogins.
schlogins by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006
schloggernockled
Schloggernockled is an adjective that describes someone who is so busy they just need to sit down and have a drink but are unable to do so.
schloggernockled by Adam D N October 18, 2007
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old schoogle
When modern technology fails and one must resort to archaic, carbon based methods such as dictionaries and encyclopedias for definitions and references.
ME: Does anyone know where they keep the books in this place? The WiFi is down and I need to look something up.
Intern: The what?
ME: The BOOKS. I have to old schoogle it.
Intern: How old ARE you?
Intern: The what?
ME: The BOOKS. I have to old schoogle it.
Intern: How old ARE you?
old schoogle by starkasm August 26, 2010
schmogley
noun.
1) a dumb motherfucker, dipshit, fucknut, stupid ass
2) a hot steaming shit, steamer, asslog, turd
3) a tiny hobbit looking bastard (much like wee-man...Johnny Knoxvilles butt buddy)
1) a dumb motherfucker, dipshit, fucknut, stupid ass
2) a hot steaming shit, steamer, asslog, turd
3) a tiny hobbit looking bastard (much like wee-man...Johnny Knoxvilles butt buddy)
my fucking boss is such a fuckin schmogley, he fails to realize that I piss in his coffee pot every morning
oh dang girl, why you be comin up in my crib and leavin that 12 pound schmogley in my toilet? make me wonder jes how big your dirty asshole is......shi
Jackass 3D was the bomb, that lil schmogley took an apple to his tiny coin pouch
oh dang girl, why you be comin up in my crib and leavin that 12 pound schmogley in my toilet? make me wonder jes how big your dirty asshole is......shi
Jackass 3D was the bomb, that lil schmogley took an apple to his tiny coin pouch
schmogley by cornfritter October 21, 2010
Schlog
The action of consuming an alchoholic beverage, poured from a large height such as the top of a staircase. Typically it requires 2 partcipants, the one who pours and the one who drinks. One could however perform a self-schlog if using a grabor.