Example 1: Sound coming from bedroom: "Schluck, schluck, schluck..."

Mom: "Um, Maggie? ....What r u doing in there?"

Example 2: "Omg that guy is so hot. I'm gonna be thinking about him while i'm schlucking tonight."

Schluck by ChickenRebornx November 18, 2011

Related Words

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Schluck

Female version of 'Fap'

I could hear Kelly Schluck-ing through the walls all night...

Schluck by Nick 'the cage' Cage April 16, 2013

schlucking

Schlucking, when a female penetrates her vagina with her own fingers and masturbates.

Example 1: I was on Omegle last night and this girl was schlucking for me.

Example 2: Guy- Schluck for me?
Girl- You do it for me instead

schlucking by AshyBear October 10, 2013

Schlucking

Sticking your dick in a electrical socket with a tin foil condom on, causing an electric nut.

"Uncle Frank died last night but at least he got a good schlucking"

Schlucking by Rondondongle February 1, 2018

schplucker

a wet fart which leaves tracks in one's undies

His wife wondered how many schpluckers ito took to make such a nasty underwear stain.

schplucker by 39zeke39 December 5, 2009

Schluck on the schleet

Another way to say slob on my knob or suck my cock. When you are mad at someone just tell them to go Schluck on the schleet. Also what you say to someone that is a brown-noser.

"John was being a kiss up last night so I told him to go Schluck on the schleet."

Schluck on the schleet by Shanalmcanal May 13, 2016

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026