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schnockered 

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.
God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).
schnockered by courteny171987 December 9, 2008

schnackered 

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.
"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"
schnackered by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006

schnockered 

totally shit faced, also trashed, inebriated, drunk, and sloshed
I be schnockered
schnockered by podlowe March 24, 2003

shlackered 

Shlackered means beyond drunk or high to any degree: a fantastic combination of both!
Tim: are you drunk or high?
Bob: Both man. i’m Shlackered.
shlackered by connorspothouse February 18, 2020

shlockered 

(Noun) Very, very intoxicated. See also drunk, wasted.
Boy do I have a hangover. I got shlockered last night.
shlockered by ChelseaV September 11, 2005

schnuckered 

I got schnuckered into buying these expensive jeans
schnuckered by Gburtscher November 22, 2013