Schampier 

To Schampier - Verb
To take the final sandwich

Bob just Schampiered Fred- he ate the last New York Deli!

Schampier by Benthesausageroll September 17, 2023

schampier 

A little fruity leprechaun who will try and steal your lucky charms when you are not looking.

When you go to Capitol hill watch out for the Schampiers

schampier by Strong willed July 5, 2017

scamperton 

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo

I think i might go have a scamperton.

scamperton by Deano007 December 24, 2008

shampires

Bullshit vampires / Vampires that are a sham, fake or do not fit the criteria of a true vampire.

Shampires, like the gay ones in Twilight.

ie ''the twilight vampires walk around during the daytime, therefore they are shampires.''

shampires by Live To Win July 7, 2010

Schmieran 

An absoulte fucking fatass who never stops eating.

Mike: Yo Pierre look at Will he's eating again
Pierre: He's such a Schmieran

Schmieran by AnonymousHamster May 31, 2020

shit scamper 

The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.

I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.

shit scamper by TheJames333 March 19, 2016

shamiera

Goal-driven woman who would do anything to achieve her goals. Full of determination but easily distracted to things around her. Professional and very matured in decision making. She can be very sensitive and emotional at times but rarely show it to the people who are not close to her. Positive minded and always try to look at the good things in every bad situation!

Hey look! That's Shamiera! We should go get her autograph now before it's too late.

shamiera by Kathryy123 April 22, 2018