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Schiffing
schafing
An unattended shart. If a shart is not tended to, schafing may occur. Schafing is only possible between ones ass cheeks.
Fuck, I was crowning and did not want to use the public restroom. This resulted in a shart. I did not have the opportunity to check my shorts, resulting in Schafing between my ass cheeks.
schafing by shitzinhand September 3, 2013
Bawls Shaffin'
1. What you call the most legit white guy in your crew
2. Slang for hittin' bitches, gettin' in their britches, smokin' blunts and fu...treating women appropriately.
2. Slang for hittin' bitches, gettin' in their britches, smokin' blunts and fu...treating women appropriately.
Bawls Shaffin' by Walter Mondalegribble June 15, 2011
Schmiggly Schmaffin
An act of random annoyance. This is not to be confused with the act of trolling. Schmiggly Schmaffing is annoyance that invokes rage among their victims. After completing the act, one yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!" to increase the annoyance of the victim
Justin opens his book to page 103.
Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"
Justin looks.
As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"
Justin says "Damn it!"
Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"
Justin looks.
As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"
Justin says "Damn it!"
Schmiggly Schmaffin by Thesperson November 2, 2011
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.