the fictional 80's band as portrayed by the Backstreet Boys in their music video for the song "Just Want You To Know"
medical terminology defines the group of muscles near the central anus as something quite different than it is to the american youth these days. Today we will document the addiction to this anatomically correct heavy metalband SPHINKTER!!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.