Scalpelli

Another name for the foreskin. Can also be used as a sex term.

oh my scalpelli feels so good

by Heft May 23, 2022

Golden Scalpel

Award given in medical school every year to the biggest alcoholic in the class.

Dave Ryan will definitely win the Golden Scalpel for flushing his phone down the toilet.

by cork man April 30, 2005

scalpel

A.a thin, surgical knife used to cut open skin for surgery, insertion of implants, etc.

B.the best invention EVER.It just gets humans THAT much closer to perfection.

A.I had to go under the scalpel for my implants last Tuesday.

B.I love the scalpel;I used to be an ugly fuck and now I'm gorgeous!!

by Cutxmexopen June 11, 2007

Scarpelli

An orange guy who thinks he is the funniest person that walks earth.

Lay off the tanning and stupid jokes Scarpelli.

by Nmons June 28, 2023

scarpelli

A total douche bag

You’re turning into a total Scarpelli

by Nmons June 28, 2023

Scalpel Slut

A scalpel slut is a woman that is constantly getting surgery done in order to improve herself.

Damn, Amber is one hell of a scalpel slut.

by xxRepoManxx January 16, 2009

Scalpel Sluts

1. People obsessed with plastic surgery.

2. What the fanbase of 'Repo! The Genetic Opera' call themselves

Person 1: I think I need another facelift

Person 2: You're such a scalpel slut

or

Scalpel Sluts are to Repo! what Juggalos are to ICP

by fellowscalpelslut June 27, 2009