A.a thin, surgical knife used to cut open skin for surgery, insertion of implants, etc.

B.the best invention EVER.It just gets humans THAT much closer to perfection.

A.I had to go under the scalpel for my implants last Tuesday.

B.I love the scalpel;I used to be an ugly fuck and now I'm gorgeous!!

scalpel by Cutxmexopen June 11, 2007

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Scarpelli

An orange guy who thinks he is the funniest person that walks earth.

Lay off the tanning and stupid jokes Scarpelli.

Scarpelli by Nmons June 28, 2023

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scarpelli

A total douche bag

You’re turning into a total Scarpelli

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Scalpel Slut

A scalpel slut is a woman that is constantly getting surgery done in order to improve herself.

Damn, Amber is one hell of a scalpel slut.

Scalpel Slut by xxRepoManxx January 16, 2009

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Scalpel Sluts

1. People obsessed with plastic surgery.

2. What the fanbase of 'Repo! The Genetic Opera' call themselves

Person 1: I think I need another facelift

Person 2: You're such a scalpel slut

or

Scalpel Sluts are to Repo! what Juggalos are to ICP

Scalpel Sluts by fellowscalpelslut June 27, 2009

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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