Smalding 

Small and balding

Sliker is smalding

Smalding by lilchumpp July 27, 2019

Smalding 

Small, coping, seething, and malding

Saroney is smalding

Smalding by Average O&L Player October 15, 2022

smaldino

Mindofrez fan

Smaldino cooooool

smaldino by Mindgo November 7, 2018

Smalling 

Another way of saying something shrinking, or going limp as in interest in a humorous way.

Being defined as losing interest in something, deflating.
Woman: What's wrong?
Man: Well, we were about to make love, but you started talking about your day at work. So now it's Smalling.

Smalling by Poet in the Corner June 13, 2021

brown spalding 

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.

Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.

brown spalding by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009

Smalling Out

1. When you and your homie have a fight over something stupid or relatively small and you don’t see each other from the span of a week up to a year.

Guy: Dude last year me and ben had a smalling out And I haven’t seen him since then.

Guy two electric Boogaloo: What was it about?

Guy: I bet him two pennies that he wouldn’t have the balls to ask some girl out, and I didn’t have the money when he did it.

ben in the distance: Oh shit my bad has really been a year.

Smalling Out by My nigga Totoro December 15, 2018

wild spalding

when your banging a girl from behind in the bathroom and you keep dunking her head in the toilet.

At first we thought he had given her a swirly the he told us he had given her a wild spalding.

wild spalding by Bob cenco the 3rd December 25, 2008