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Smalding 

Small, coping, seething, and malding
Saroney is smalding
Smalding by Average O&L Player October 15, 2022
Smaldino cooooool
smaldino by Mindgo November 7, 2018

Smalling 

Another way of saying something shrinking, or going limp as in interest in a humorous way.
Being defined as losing interest in something, deflating.
Woman: What's wrong?
Man: Well, we were about to make love, but you started talking about your day at work. So now it's Smalling.
Smalling by Poet in the Corner June 13, 2021

brown spalding 

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.
Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.

Smalling Out

1. When you and your homie have a fight over something stupid or relatively small and you don’t see each other from the span of a week up to a year.
Guy: Dude last year me and ben had a smalling out And I haven’t seen him since then.

Guy two electric Boogaloo: What was it about?

Guy: I bet him two pennies that he wouldn’t have the balls to ask some girl out, and I didn’t have the money when he did it.

ben in the distance: Oh shit my bad has really been a year.
Smalling Out by My nigga Totoro December 15, 2018

wild spalding

when your banging a girl from behind in the bathroom and you keep dunking her head in the toilet.
At first we thought he had given her a swirly the he told us he had given her a wild spalding.
wild spalding by Bob cenco the 3rd December 25, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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