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Tom Sawyerd 

The encore act of painting the Vagina walls with the man’s semen. Slide the tip to create an even coat finish on the proverbial fence with a level of quality to truly honor Tom Sawyer. Fact - it is okay to allow some paint to enter between the crack of the fence.
I pulled out and Tom Sawyerd her lips with my burgeoning load of sizzling hot semen; stroking up and down to create a fantastic work of art.
Tom Sawyerd by JKleezy January 4, 2020

Veronica Sawyer 

The character from the 1989 Heather's movie and 2014 musical Heathers : the musical
My favourite heathers character is Veronica sawyer

Sawyer rage

Intense anger - a boiling point - one reaches when listening to Diane Sawyer spew her nonsensical, politically correct BS, leading to screaming expletives and wanting to throw shit, including the fucking television that mummified bitch is on.
Bob: Hey, did you see Diane Sawyer after the election? She appeared drunk and was practically incomprehensible.
Ted: She was sucking Barry O's cock so hard and acting like such a retarded cunt, I was thrown into a bout of Sawyer rage. I had to take a triple dose of ativan just to keep me from destroying my apartment.
Sawyer rage by sciflyer.25 January 9, 2013

sawyer girl 

Sawyer is very kind and funny. She can be a little out of control sometimes but she’s loyal and cares about people. Sawyer is a great friend and a GREAT dancer. She’s very sassy and can have an attitude sometimes. She’s very smart and gets straight A’s in school. She loves helping with little kids and the little kids are attached to her. She is very intelligent and a hard worker. She loves helping others. She’s great at math. She’s a sweetheart. She’s definitely not a morning person
at Susie’s competition she was Sawyer Girl to everyone

sawyers dick 

i was fucking john last night and he had a sawyers dick

Tom Sawyer'd [tom sawyer] 

To be tricked or deceived into performing a laborious or unpleasant task vie reverse psychology.
steve: damn it John Tom Sawyer'd tom sawyer me into helping him clean

tom sawyer: haha
Tom Sawyer'd [tom sawyer] by pi3r8 October 23, 2008
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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