Sawyered 

Verb; adverb.

1.) To appear drunk in front of millions of people via television, internet, and social media feeds.

2.) To float down a river on a raft naked with an underage boy.

"What are you up to this weekend?"

"I'm getting totally Sawyered bro."

Sawyered by tommybasilio November 7, 2012

Sawyered 

the act of becoming awkwardly intoxicated in a public setting, usually when others are either somewhat or entirely sober. Typically involves video proof of drunken activities.

"Man, do you remember anything from the wedding last night? You were completely sawyered."

Sawyered by sjlamar November 7, 2012

Sawyered 

Receiving a text message alluding to terminology that forces you to look up said terminology on Urban Dictionary.

Said individual: "Dude, we need to do an elephant walk."
You: "I just got sawyered."

Sawyered by msawyered April 20, 2015

Sawyered 

The act of getting Suspended from work for a racially insensitive remark

"Why is he locked out." "He Sawyered himself with a racist joke"

Sawyered by GH Lockout Team June 29, 2018

sawyered 

To score 0 points in a 10 point Fooseball game.

Chip just got sawyered again!!

sawyered by isenberg February 28, 2008

Sawyered 

The act of getting grabbed in the back of the neck and squeezing hard usually for something disrespectful

“I got Sawyered for saying Shuma Gorath”

Sawyered by THaak44 January 14, 2022

Tom Sawyered

To be convinced that something that is to your benefit is actually harming you. This is similar to when Tom Sawyer convinces the neighborhood kids that his chore of whitewashing a fence is actually the most fun thing ever, to the point of getting items for letting them do his dirty work for him.

Me: I got played by this guy pretending to be a hot chick, but I convinced him that I was leading him along the whole time instead.
Friend: You totally Tom Sawyered that dumbass!

Tom Sawyered by IanTheGreat January 14, 2009