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The smallest unit of measurement known to man.
Oh ****, this crack is too small, we need a white dick. A ruler is too big.
by GreatSpeakerofTruths November 17, 2009
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A Caucasian male that has a 4-6 inch penis , which is small and must use a big black dildo to please themselves.
Awe Nick’s white dick is small, better get him some bbc to ride.
by Bbclover6996 July 05, 2018
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A dick that all other races have and will be swinging by the lips of off generations to come. While not always the largest everyone will come running to suck a white dick when times get tough. A white dick is often fiscally responsible for at least 10 other non white dick offspring per year. They are known as the Great White Dicks by many non white females struggling to pay rent and bills in the absence of the less reliable often diseased darker dicks.
It's ok Tyrone, I'll take care of your family and wipe your babymamas tears up with this white dick.
by Morethan Freeman June 12, 2018
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Countless studies now show that White dick is just as big as normal sized dicks of other males. People say White men have small dicks because they are jealous of our blue eyes and yellow hair. Yes, there are White men with small dicks, just like with any other race so its not fair to say all white dick is small.
Guy: Hey look a white man i bet he has a tiny white dick!
Guy2: That's really mean and uncalled for..

Guy: Hahaha those whiteys have little white dicks hahaha
Guy2: Stereotype much?

Guy: *reads sign at the club* -no small dicks or white man allowed-
Guy2: Wow that so racist!
by TomHanks224 December 04, 2012
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the penis of a Caucasian male, typically average penis size which is around 5.2 inches as conducted through many studies by urologists. However, they can come in many shapes and sizes.
My boyfriend Jeremy has a white dick.
by UnconditionaLove May 07, 2019
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