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Sausagehead

Is a word to describe someone who purports to be intelligent but will not accept abstract concepts. It is related to the Punch and Judy performance when the sausages appear and who has the sausages. Those of high intellect but low mental capacity cannot fathom what the sausages represent and the facts hidden in plain site that clowns and the mentally insane control reality.
He didn't even know Hitler was a British agent, he's a real sausagehead!
Sausagehead by Mr55 October 26, 2026

Joe Sausagehead 

(n) someone comparable to a village idiot. It is basically someone with a brain damaged to the point of being sausage.
tommy: "hey Willie let me hold twenty let me hold twenty bucks."
willie: "Man have you lost yo damn mind? What the fuck I look like joe sausagehead? I ain't givin you shit motherfucker."
Joe Sausagehead by kribg October 10, 2010

sammy sausagehead 

Imbusile; idiot;gullible
(Prison slang)
Man , that dude thought I was a Sammy sausagehead when he expected me to pay that much for that little bag of weed.
sammy sausagehead by Budd2477 March 1, 2017

sausagewear

1) Ill-fitting clothes on fat people
2) Condoms


My dear old dad created the first definition. As a foul-minded college kid, I must continue on...
The president becomes very upset when he hears about young teens sporting sausagewear because it's too suggestive.

sausage head 

a sausage head is a dick head
quit being a sausage head
sausage head by g3rd January 9, 2005

sausagefeast 

Similar to sausagefest. A party where a very large percentage of the constituents are male. Unlike a sausagefest, however, sausagefeasts are portrayed in a positive fashion.
This isn't a sausagefest, it's a sausagefeast!
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