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1) Ill-fitting clothes on fat people
2) Condoms

My dear old dad created the first definition. As a foul-minded college kid, I must continue on...
The president becomes very upset when he hears about young teens sporting sausagewear because it's too suggestive.
by mistress of munchies March 14, 2005
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