sausagewear

1) Ill-fitting clothes on fat people
2) Condoms


My dear old dad created the first definition. As a foul-minded college kid, I must continue on...

The president becomes very upset when he hears about young teens sporting sausagewear because it's too suggestive.

by mistress of munchies March 14, 2005

Joe Sausagehead

(n) someone comparable to a village idiot. It is basically someone with a brain damaged to the point of being sausage.

tommy: "hey Willie let me hold twenty let me hold twenty bucks."
willie: "Man have you lost yo damn mind? What the fuck I look like joe sausagehead? I ain't givin you shit motherfucker."

by kribg October 10, 2010

sammy sausagehead

Imbusile; idiot;gullible
(Prison slang)

Man , that dude thought I was a Sammy sausagehead when he expected me to pay that much for that little bag of weed.

by Budd2477 March 1, 2017

sausagehead

an unknown, overmatched opponent in a contest...used in basketball or dominoes.

I dont know why I have to waste my time with a sausagehead in order to get to the championship round.

by OGpmpdog September 16, 2007

sausagewater

The salty,thick,slimy liquid that remains after removing cocktail weniers from the can.

Jimbob! Can i drink your SAUSAGEWATER? I loves me sum SAUSAGEWATER!

by Sluttymouth June 6, 2018

sausagefeast

Similar to sausagefest. A party where a very large percentage of the constituents are male. Unlike a sausagefest, however, sausagefeasts are portrayed in a positive fashion.

This isn't a sausagefest, it's a sausagefeast!

by Man who knows things August 22, 2011