sausagehead
I dont know why I have to waste my time with a sausagehead in order to get to the championship round.
sausagehead by OGpmpdog September 16, 2007
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Joe Sausagehead
(n) someone comparable to a village idiot. It is basically someone with a brain damaged to the point of being sausage.
tommy: "hey Willie let me hold twenty let me hold twenty bucks."
willie: "Man have you lost yo damn mind? What the fuck I look like joe sausagehead? I ain't givin you shit motherfucker."
willie: "Man have you lost yo damn mind? What the fuck I look like joe sausagehead? I ain't givin you shit motherfucker."
Joe Sausagehead by kribg October 10, 2010
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sammy sausagehead
Man , that dude thought I was a Sammy sausagehead when he expected me to pay that much for that little bag of weed.
sammy sausagehead by Budd2477 March 1, 2017
sausagewear
1) Ill-fitting clothes on fat people
2) Condoms
My dear old dad created the first definition. As a foul-minded college kid, I must continue on...
2) Condoms
My dear old dad created the first definition. As a foul-minded college kid, I must continue on...
The president becomes very upset when he hears about young teens sporting sausagewear because it's too suggestive.
sausagewear by mistress of munchies March 14, 2005
sausage head
sausage head by g3rd January 9, 2005
sausagefeast
Similar to sausagefest. A party where a very large percentage of the constituents are male. Unlike a sausagefest, however, sausagefeasts are portrayed in a positive fashion.
sausagefeast by Man who knows things August 22, 2011
Sausage Head
Oi sausage head...why didn't you go mad wen Mr Crump put your heed in a vice. Come back and finish me off. Time is money...
Sausage Head by El Mexico June 15, 2016
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