Sausage suprise 

A beautiful dish comprising of a sausage base, custard middle and spray cream top. This eloquent desert originated from Bristol UK.

Can you please make sausage suprise

Sausage suprise by Michael cumcock September 21, 2023

Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise 

When you Go to McDonald’s and order a sausage biscuit, but it is a trap. It isn’t a McDonald’s, but rather it is the Penn State locker room. Instead of a sausage biscuit, you get Jerry Sanduskys sausage in your biscuits, and you scream in agony as he turns you from a “tight end” to a “wide receiver”.

This Morning, Bubbles went to McDonald’s, and was greeted by famous football coach Jerry Sandusky with his famous Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise.

Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise by Bob statutory January 20, 2021

Sausage Sunrise 

Morning wood.

I woke up to a Sausage Sunrise.

Sausage Sunrise by kordes August 10, 2009

inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise 

to place one's testicles in the anus of your lover and then insert your penis in her vagina while she is lying perpendicular to the floor resting only on her shoulders and neck (her ass is up in the air).

Tyrone gave that bitch an inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise and then called her a dirty ho.

inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise by flyfart July 22, 2008

sausage surprise

A transvestite that one picks up inadvertantly / by mistake.

I put my hand up her thigh and, by jingo .. a sausage surprise , she wasn't a real woman at all.

sausage surprise by rburger May 24, 2012

The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme

When you trick your partner by using a ramen noodle spice package as a condom but then they give you a blowjob and taste the seasoning. They bite your dick with the intent of revenge but realize that you we're using a sausage casing full of chicken blood as your dick the whole time.

"I gave my girl The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme and she didn't call the cops on me"
"She's a keeper bro"
"I know I'm thinking of proposing this July"
"Oh no way, congrats bro"
"Thanks, bro"

The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme by SpikingThePuns July 1, 2016

Soy sausage surprise 

When a female licks him spits it onto a hot dog and eats it

Aye girl did you try your man, super soy sausage surprise

Soy sausage surprise by Sw247 November 15, 2017