sausage surprise

A transvestite that one picks up inadvertantly / by mistake.
I put my hand up her thigh and, by jingo .. a sausage surprise , she wasn't a real woman at all.
by rburger February 29, 2012
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chocolate puncher

archaic /early 70's:- one who does or may indulge in sodomy /maybe fisting.
The way he eyes up other guys makes me think he may be a chocolate puncher.
by rburger January 19, 2012
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