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Complete global saturation
Something cool supervillains who wear sunglasses and have David Bowie accents strive to achieve. May or may not be said with long pauses between each word, followed by a deep breath. Typically foiled by those pricks from the BSAA.
Complete global saturation by Rusty Was Here May 2, 2009
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Saturbate • saturated • saturdate • Sturbate • saturate • saturated cloth • saturated fat • Saturated spam • saturbae • Sadturbate
Sadsturbate
John Proctor's girlfriend broke up with him so he decided to sadsturbate in order to ease the sorrow.
Sadsturbate by Carl Grimes April 17, 2016
Epidermal Saturation
A serious disease that occurs due to over-exposure from double rainbows. Primary symptoms include reddening of the nostrils, inflammation of the nipples and in some cases numbness of the crotch. No cures have been developed but alternative treatments can be purchased, with prescription, from your local pharmacy. These treatments include daily orphan tears, and excessive sexual activity. Leprechauns have been found most commonly diagnosed with Epidermal Saturation.
Last week I was diagnosed with epidermal saturation and now my sex life is fucked because i cant feel shit.
Epidermal Saturation by bryce the bo$$ December 27, 2011
Complete Global Saturation
1. What will be ensured if the Uroboros Virus is released into the atmosphere.
2. Refers to brutally jabbing your fist through someone's stomach.
3. What to say before utterly destroying/pwning/raping an opponent.
Can also be shorted to "saturation" or "saturated".
2. Refers to brutally jabbing your fist through someone's stomach.
3. What to say before utterly destroying/pwning/raping an opponent.
Can also be shorted to "saturation" or "saturated".
Albert Wesker: "Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION. BLEEEHHHHH... *jabs hand through Chris Redfield's stomach*"
Players who fail the final button pressing cutscene of Resident Evil 5 will be well acquanted with this scene.
Players who fail the final button pressing cutscene of Resident Evil 5 will be well acquanted with this scene.
Complete Global Saturation by CripChillinz1 May 2, 2009
Sadsturbate
Masturbation while in an intense period of remorse or sadness, lubrication naturally forming from tears raining down on one's frowny poundy
Sam was so upset when the Patriots lost to the Ravens that he sadsturbated for months in his room before he ran out of tears and boners.
Sadsturbate by TeamKeefe January 23, 2013
Sadsturbate
Sadsturbate by bassmanmiles92 June 29, 2011
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