Sadturbate

My girlfriend broke up with me today. I sadturbated three times.

Sadturbate by Tubbyfatty October 19, 2014

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Sadsturbate

The term for masturbating while sad in order to take ones mind off of their personal troubles.

John Proctor's girlfriend broke up with him so he decided to sadsturbate in order to ease the sorrow.

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Masturbation while in an intense period of remorse or sadness, lubrication naturally forming from tears raining down on one's frowny poundy

Sam was so upset when the Patriots lost to the Ravens that he sadsturbated for months in his room before he ran out of tears and boners.

Sadsturbate by TeamKeefe January 23, 2013

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When you masturbate to take your mind off something that's making you sad.

"Aw man...I'm so sad about my girl breaking up with me...I can't sleep..."
"Time to sadsturbate!"

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The act of masturbating because you're sad and have nothing else to do.

Don't go into my room, Summer just broke up with me and I'm going to go sadurbate.

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I was in such a rush this morning that I was forced to shasturbate,.

shasturbate by vink pink February 10, 2005

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What someone's 4 year old son with down syndrome says he does with the vacuum cleaner every night.

When I asked my roommate Collin's son why he uses the vacuum cleaner every night, he says he's doing madturbate.

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