Satch^ 

Nickname for Sting, lead singer in the group 'The Police'. Why it's his nickname when it's longer than his normal stagename is a mystery, a mystery that is said to have been solved by an Ape that goes by the name of Rip. This Ape is said to be found in various KFC outlets throughout South-Eastern England. But approach with care as he uses hax.

"Yo Satch^, hit me with another song my Hombre!" *Satch^ proceeds to beat the Sting admirers*

Satch^ by Brian Partyh June 30, 2004

satchel kill 

To get a day or night kill while a satchel is in hand

Kyle: hey Salim did u get that satchel kill last night

Salim: yea I slammed that bird with the satchel on where my money at

satchel kill by JackRosa June 4, 2020

Seed Satchel 

An Extremely Large Scrotum with Extremely Small Testicles. The "Tiny Burden" only Asian Men Suffer from. Also a Very Good Nickname.

Liang-Po: We Have Brains, Good Parents, Skills in Video Games, and Very Popular. What Don't we Have?

Jamal: Balls Po, You Don't Have Balls. You Have a Huge Scrotum and Tiny balls. You Know What, I'm Going to Start Calling you Seed Satchel.

Seed Satchel by .Woody. October 27, 2007

satchel

A trendy shot to order when you are out with the fellas containing one part Jägermeister and one part Fireball Cinnamon Whisky.

Hey boys, the only thing that can make this night any better is a round of satchels!

satchel by Koontzie March 31, 2017

plum satchel 

balls, nut sack, etc.

Tom got kicked in his plum satchel.

plum satchel by fizzbuzz45 July 10, 2010

weak satchels

hurtin bags of bud
under a .7 for $20

homie 1 :"yo that shit mickey gave us was like a half a gram"
homie 2 : "yeh bro he got such weak satchels"

weak satchels by BeevyStee March 14, 2009

cunt satchel 

A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.

'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'

cunt satchel by Dizzzavid February 13, 2015