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Nickname for Sting, lead singer in the group 'The Police'. Why it's his nickname when it's longer than his normal stagename is a mystery, a mystery that is said to have been solved by an Ape that goes by the name of Rip. This Ape is said to be found in various KFC outlets throughout South-Eastern England. But approach with care as he uses hax.
"Yo Satch^, hit me with another song my Hombre!" *Satch^ proceeds to beat the Sting admirers*
Satch^ by Brian Partyh June 30, 2004
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satchel kill 

To get a day or night kill while a satchel is in hand
Kyle: hey Salim did u get that satchel kill last night

Salim: yea I slammed that bird with the satchel on where my money at
satchel kill by JackRosa June 4, 2020
Related Words
Satch^ satchel Satch Satchmo satched Satchelism satcha satchav Satchi satchimo

Seed Satchel 

An Extremely Large Scrotum with Extremely Small Testicles. The "Tiny Burden" only Asian Men Suffer from. Also a Very Good Nickname.
Liang-Po: We Have Brains, Good Parents, Skills in Video Games, and Very Popular. What Don't we Have?

Jamal: Balls Po, You Don't Have Balls. You Have a Huge Scrotum and Tiny balls. You Know What, I'm Going to Start Calling you Seed Satchel.
Seed Satchel by .Woody. October 27, 2007
A trendy shot to order when you are out with the fellas containing one part Jägermeister and one part Fireball Cinnamon Whisky.
Hey boys, the only thing that can make this night any better is a round of satchels!
satchel by Koontzie March 31, 2017

plum satchel 

balls, nut sack, etc.
Tom got kicked in his plum satchel.
plum satchel by fizzbuzz45 July 10, 2010

weak satchels

hurtin bags of bud
under a .7 for $20
homie 1 :"yo that shit mickey gave us was like a half a gram"
homie 2 : "yeh bro he got such weak satchels"
weak satchels by BeevyStee March 14, 2009

cunt satchel 

A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.
'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'
cunt satchel by Dizzzavid February 13, 2015
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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