satchav

Someone who mindlessly follows instructions given by their satellite navigation system, despite road signs, dead ends and all real-world evidence to the contrary.

My Mum's such a satchav, she'd rather listen to that stupid voice telling her to drive down a six foot cow path than read the damn road signs!

satchav by Gymnophoria August 30, 2007

sarchavius

A white Christian vlogger that lives in a tree house in there back yard, usually has a gaming computer and plays Minecraft. Best at flappy bird and can do a backflip for dayz. Can do a gainer off of cliffs and can pop an edit in know time. Yeah yeah yeah

Yo are you popping that sarchavius edit tonight?

sarchavius by @wyattc00per December 14, 2017

Satchamoe 

A living with parents gamer, who plays xbox 360 and LAN's alot.

I dont think i know that satchamoe.

Satchamoe by PyronaticGuitar October 18, 2010

satchamo 

To be thoroughly soaked. Overly wet.

"Damn she was definitely DTF. When I put my hands down her pants, that pu$$y was satchamo.

satchamo by Evo Jim January 23, 2014

Sat-chav 

A resident of the UK's lower class, similar to the 'White Trash' stereotype in America, who insist on narrating a simple foot journey to their equally undesirable chavvy friend on a mobile phone, hence mimicking the function of a satellite navigation device.

Sat-Chav on telephone - "Nah mate, I'm just walkin' past asda. Yeah I'm turning da corner. I'm gonna walk across da high street rather than go da long way. I'm just walkin' up da high street now...ok I'm turnin' left. I just passed Greggs..."

Sat-chav by crueloneliner June 8, 2012

satchawang 

Young one

you will learn soon satchawang.

satchawang by thats fueeee July 9, 2009

Satcha 

A beautiful, smart, athletic girl who everyone wants to be friends with. She’s popular and kind.

Guy 1: WOW that girl Is perfect.
Guy 2: She must be a Satcha

Satcha by Sachadelila May 11, 2018