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Someone who mindlessly follows instructions given by their satellite navigation system, despite road signs, dead ends and all real-world evidence to the contrary.

My Mum's such a satchav, she'd rather listen to that stupid voice telling her to drive down a six foot cow path than read the damn road signs!

satchav by Gymnophoria August 30, 2007

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sarchavius

A white Christian vlogger that lives in a tree house in there back yard, usually has a gaming computer and plays Minecraft. Best at flappy bird and can do a backflip for dayz. Can do a gainer off of cliffs and can pop an edit in know time. Yeah yeah yeah

Yo are you popping that sarchavius edit tonight?

sarchavius by @wyattc00per December 14, 2017

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Satchamoe

A living with parents gamer, who plays xbox 360 and LAN's alot.

I dont think i know that satchamoe.

Satchamoe by PyronaticGuitar October 18, 2010

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satchamo

To be thoroughly soaked. Overly wet.

"Damn she was definitely DTF. When I put my hands down her pants, that pu$$y was satchamo.

satchamo by Evo Jim January 23, 2014

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Sat-chav

A resident of the UK's lower class, similar to the 'White Trash' stereotype in America, who insist on narrating a simple foot journey to their equally undesirable chavvy friend on a mobile phone, hence mimicking the function of a satellite navigation device.

Sat-Chav on telephone - "Nah mate, I'm just walkin' past asda. Yeah I'm turning da corner. I'm gonna walk across da high street rather than go da long way. I'm just walkin' up da high street now...ok I'm turnin' left. I just passed Greggs..."

Sat-chav by crueloneliner June 8, 2012

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satchawang

Young one

you will learn soon satchawang.

satchawang by thats fueeee July 9, 2009

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Satcha

A beautiful, smart, athletic girl who everyone wants to be friends with. She’s popular and kind.

Guy 1: WOW that girl Is perfect.
Guy 2: She must be a Satcha

Satcha by Sachadelila May 11, 2018

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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