That act of being soaked or wet. Usually refers to water but has been used in the context of alcohol.
'Did you see that torrential downpour ? I forgot my umbrella and got absolutely satched'
'I drank so much beer last night, I was fookin' satched'
'I drank so much beer last night, I was fookin' satched'
by Arhtur August 14, 2005
Me and my girl couldn't even get it on because i was so satched that i creamed in my linens before she unbuttoned my khakis.
by twiggytall May 3, 2004
Nickname for guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani, one of the greatest guitarists to have ever walked the Earth.
by Andrew December 29, 2004
Noun. Short form of "satchel," meaning a bag of marijuana. Some circles will also use "Satchel Paige."
by Lono April 18, 2005
(n) - a recliner, couch, bed, any object used to rest or relax on
(v)- satchin', to satch
To relax or be lazy
(v)- satchin', to satch
To relax or be lazy
(n)- We just got a new satch for our living room
(v)- I really need to satch. I have been satchin' all day
(v)- I really need to satch. I have been satchin' all day
by satchman February 2, 2010
OMG, Did you see that guy's satch!
Kim - hey girl, stay away from that guy. I heard he has a satch.
Pat - Dude, my satch feels like a gutter full of sweat its so damn hot out.
Kim - hey girl, stay away from that guy. I heard he has a satch.
Pat - Dude, my satch feels like a gutter full of sweat its so damn hot out.
by The Original Satch July 20, 2010
by Hunter Ellis May 24, 2005