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de-sasquatching 

The process of remove large sums of hair from the body as seen on Reddit /r/AskWomen
Girl 1: How long does it take you to shower?
Girl 2: It's around 10-15 minutes usually unless I'm doing a full on de-sasquatching which can bump up the time to 20-30 min.
de-sasquatching by LeftyGuns July 25, 2014

Squanching 

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.
Alex loves to go squanching at noon.
Squanching by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

sasquatch balls 

When a guy does not man scape, trim his ball hair
Girl I could not find his dick because his sasquatch balls!
sasquatch balls by ashane July 5, 2017

Samsquanch

On the Canadian TV show "The Trailer Park Boys" the character named "Bubbles" pronounces Sasquatch "Samsquanch".
Samsquanch by kodiakmartin September 3, 2008

Cleveland Sasquatch 

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.
Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.

Squanching 

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!
Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.
Squanching by Rob smitch January 21, 2019