Sasquanch

An ugly ass nigga that has downs

Damn look at that ugly ass sasquanch over there

by stankboi August 30, 2017

de-sasquatching

The process of remove large sums of hair from the body as seen on Reddit /r/AskWomen

Girl 1: How long does it take you to shower?
Girl 2: It's around 10-15 minutes usually unless I'm doing a full on de-sasquatching which can bump up the time to 20-30 min.

by LeftyGuns July 25, 2014

Squanching

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.

Alex loves to go squanching at noon.

by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

sasquatch balls

When a guy does not man scape, trim his ball hair

Girl I could not find his dick because his sasquatch balls!

by ashane July 5, 2017

Samsquanch

Improper pronounciation of the word "Sasquatch".

On the Canadian TV show "The Trailer Park Boys" the character named "Bubbles" pronounces Sasquatch "Samsquanch".

by kodiakmartin September 3, 2008

Cleveland Sasquatch

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.

Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.

by streetwhiz May 16, 2009

Squanching

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!

Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.

by Rob smitch January 21, 2019