Sarsehole
Sarsehole by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007
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Sasshole
Combination of the word "sassy" and "asshole". A person of great sarcastic wit, with the only thing keeping them from being a complete and utter asshole is their intentional comedic sass.
Person #1: "Did you hear what Matthew said yesterday?"
Person #2: "No, but I hear his Z-formation was impeccable!"
Person #1: "He is such a sasshole!"
Person #2: "No, but I hear his Z-formation was impeccable!"
Person #1: "He is such a sasshole!"
Sasshole by TheOrangeTicTac January 22, 2014
arseholed
arseholed by The Professor June 5, 2003
dance of the flaming arseholes
An amusing (for the onlookers) waddle between two arbitrary points while bent over with your pants around your ankles and a lit rolled up piece of newspaper wedged up your arse.
Commonly performed by both the military and football clubs, it's an experience that both onlookers and participants will never forget.
Here's how it goes....
You light a rolled up tube of newspaper and stick it between your buttocks while bent over with your pants around your ankles. Then you have to shuffle from the start line to the finish line without dropping the "Torch".
If you drop the torch you're up shit creek and will suffer a penalty ranging from having to start over to getting doused with beer before having to start over again.
Typically it's like a right of baptism that everyone in a team or group will participate in to both gain acceptance and strengthen ties by the age old addage of shared absurdity....
Or was it adversity....
Fucked if I know, pass me another beer and light my torch, will ya?!?
Commonly performed by both the military and football clubs, it's an experience that both onlookers and participants will never forget.
Here's how it goes....
You light a rolled up tube of newspaper and stick it between your buttocks while bent over with your pants around your ankles. Then you have to shuffle from the start line to the finish line without dropping the "Torch".
If you drop the torch you're up shit creek and will suffer a penalty ranging from having to start over to getting doused with beer before having to start over again.
Typically it's like a right of baptism that everyone in a team or group will participate in to both gain acceptance and strengthen ties by the age old addage of shared absurdity....
Or was it adversity....
Fucked if I know, pass me another beer and light my torch, will ya?!?
Saw the new 23rd regiment going the "Dance of the Flaming Arseholes" last night at the local.... Some of them were a bit slow, there's a few boys who won't need to wax this week if you get my meaning!!
dance of the flaming arseholes by Ben Govett August 10, 2006
Sasshole
A combination of sassy asshole, when there's an equal amount of attitude and douchebaggery combined into one.
Dude, try this tea! It's awesome!
"Sorry, I dunked all of mine in the Boston harbor"
You're such a sasshole.
"Sorry, I dunked all of mine in the Boston harbor"
You're such a sasshole.
Sasshole by John Locke the Sassiest October 9, 2012
Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole
A Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole can be defined as a male most likely around the ages of 40 who was unlucky enough to have the blessings of god and thus lacks the gift of puberty. Basically another word for "small pp boy" but just add a bit of McGregor twist to it.
I pity Yohan for being a Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole, its fine if he can't cum, adoption is an option.
Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole by jadenspeare May 2, 2022