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A word that doesn't mean anything because some botard can't spell for shit.
I think I'm smart, so I'll put a big word in the UD. However, I will only succeed in subjecting myself to ridicule because I can't actually spell.
by The Professor January 6, 2005
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(v) To use ones partner as a kitchen cleaning implement
After he had martoed with her the counter top was clean and shiny
by The Professor November 10, 2003
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The man who sings
I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K.
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS
He's a lumberjack and he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And Works all day.

I chop down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I want to be a girlee
Just like my dear papa.
by The Professor June 28, 2004
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1.Smoothe motherf*cker
2.Nice; Getting nice
3.A fine ass honey

(pl. nayzeez)
Damn, that's a tight jacket. Do you feel nazy?

I'm 'bout to get nazy with that nazy

Freak, you want to go hook up some nayzeez?
by The Professor July 31, 2003
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The second of the three fates in Greek Mythology. Lachesis measures the thread of life after Clothos spins it and before Atropos cuts it.
Let's hope Lachesis had a long tape measure when you were born!
by The Professor June 29, 2004
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A mixture of Codeine cough syrup and any kind of soda
Man, I'm slippin from that landslide I drank earlier.
by The Professor July 30, 2003
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A word that describes anything, particularily to replace a word that is on the tip of ones tongue.
Have you got the linkmy?

Wheres the linky gone?
by The Professor February 26, 2004
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