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dobber

Synonymous with Chav or Pikey,but usually slightly older.

Dobbers usually wander around in pairs wearing sports casual clothing,the males usually carry a stick (in case the DSS see them) & the females usually wear black leggings & teddy bear t shirts.They are usually excessively overweight & commonly call their offspring Chantelle or Aaron.
by The Professor June 3, 2004
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Patrick Moore

Give him a mallet, and he becomes a real Patrick Moore.
by The Professor November 8, 2003
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Price Range

The acceptable age range for one's dating prospects. This can be a stated range (i.e. "I tend to date women in their late-twenties, but my price range is 26-34."), or, it can be based on one's dating choices/behavior (i.e. "Damn dude, I didn't think 21 year olds were still in your price range.")
While I usually like younger women, she's 34, which is still in my price range.
by The Professor June 19, 2004
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Booleanographer

One certified in Internet Searching by the International Booleanography Society at Roni00.com
Nigel couldn't find the lyrics for his favorite song, so he called upon the local Booleanographer. Needless to say, the result was good.
by The Professor February 10, 2005
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babosity

the noun form of babelicious. A high concentration of this in a woman will cause in observant males a swelling of the nether region.
Why look, Chauncey, that young lady appears to have a significant babosity quotient.

You're so right, Basil.
by The Professor October 14, 2004
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stare

to make a fool of oneself by gazing in the direction of someone for a long time unknowingly
He was staring at me and I didn't like it...so I shot him.
by The Professor June 28, 2004
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apropos

And then I ate the tuna sandwich.
Apropos, the stock in tuna companies is rising...
by The Professor June 29, 2004
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