Sarcist 

This is that one person everyone knows who has to say everything sarcastically. Sarcists are awesome people when you get to know them, but on the shallow level, you’ll either love them or hate them.

Pros: Usually somewhat funny, takes everything lightly, typically has pure motives

Cons: Unintentionally offensive at times, tries too hard to crack a joke, takes everything lightly

Upvote if you can relate.

“Did he really just say that with a straight face? That boy is such a sarcist.”

Jerome: “My girlfriend just broke up with me.”
Jacob: “Dang man, that’s hard.”
Joe: “That’s what she said.”
Jacob: “Only a legit sarcist would make that reference right now.”

Sarcist by bruvajoe December 15, 2018

sarcastic clap 

A clap that is done to belittle and make fun of someone.
Usually done very slowly; 1 second or more between each clap.

Guy 1: Hey what did Mr. Peach do when you read your essay in front of the class?

Guy 2: He started sarcastic clapping, that asshole.

sarcastic clap by ThisFoo December 30, 2010

sarcastic font

A phrase that indicates that you have made or will make a point using sarcasm.

"He said all of Europe was collapsing and the Euro would be gone tomorrow, so in my sarcastic font I told him to call CNN and let them know right away."

"Dang, I missed Rush Limbaugh today, so now who am I going to get all my opinions from?" she said using her sarcastic font.

sarcastic font by h20kj May 6, 2010

sarcastic girls

sarcastic girls are funny and honest, they know when to quit the jokes but will always be sarcastic, they don't stop. It's not a bad thing, it's actually really good because you end up having inside jokes!

Their sarcastic girls really cool too!

sarcastic girls by The human robot ✌️ October 22, 2019

Sarcastus 

The punctuation used to identify a sentence as being sarcastic or rhetorical. The punctuation looks very similar to an upside down j. Mostly intended for text messaging and IM, but is excepted in all forms of written comunication.

“Jennifer’s new boyfriend just walked in… He looks like a real winner (Insert SARCASTUS here)”

"Am I the hottest guy you know or what (Insert SARCASTUS here)"

Sarcastus by Tatt Medisch December 1, 2009

Sarcastic Voyage 

1. A weekly to bi-weekly podcast featuring noted American Ron Aalgar Watt and is pasty Canadian sidekick Matt Rowbotham.
2. A voyage taken with sarcasm.

3. Questions asked and answered by assholes and a regular basis.

Guy 1: Did you listen to the Sarcastic Voyage the other day?
Guy 2: Damn straight, they answered a question from Deek Winsome on the air. It was the best Sarcastic Voyage ever!

Sarcastic Voyage by Deek Windsome October 17, 2011

Sarcastian 

One who has mastered the arts and letters of sarcastic speech. No, really...

Andrew the Emo Cat: AmAzing! This Oregon weather has got me jumping_up_and_down.

Neo: You must think you're awesome. Freaking sarcastians....

Sarcastian by bobross April 27, 2011