Definitions by bruvajoe

Sarcist 

This is that one person everyone knows who has to say everything sarcastically. Sarcists are awesome people when you get to know them, but on the shallow level, you’ll either love them or hate them.

Pros: Usually somewhat funny, takes everything lightly, typically has pure motives

Cons: Unintentionally offensive at times, tries too hard to crack a joke, takes everything lightly

Upvote if you can relate.

“Did he really just say that with a straight face? That boy is such a sarcist.”

Jerome: “My girlfriend just broke up with me.”
Jacob: “Dang man, that’s hard.”
Joe: “That’s what she said.”
Jacob: “Only a legit sarcist would make that reference right now.”

Sarcist by bruvajoe December 15, 2018

Pop an Ox 

Anything you want it to be, but only positive connotations. This phrase originates from the action of eating fried cookie dough. Eating fried cookie dough originates from ancient Greece. Ancient Greece originates from people. People originate from the beginning of time. Therefore, popping an ox originated at the beginning of time.

I just popped an ox in that bathroom over there.
Pop an Ox: Take a crap.

Pop an Ox by bruvajoe November 15, 2018