3 definitions by Deek Windsome
1. State of obliviousness, mustached foolishness.
2. Finding all information to be completely new at all times.
3. Calling people "son-of-a-bitch" as a ruse to hide one's homosexuality.
2. Finding all information to be completely new at all times.
3. Calling people "son-of-a-bitch" as a ruse to hide one's homosexuality.
"Oh, I was supposed to take out the trash and I forgot. That was some major gillfordness on my part."
"Hey ya son-of-a-bitch, lets go drink some manly beers and make out ... Uh I mean shoot guns."
"Hey ya son-of-a-bitch, lets go drink some manly beers and make out ... Uh I mean shoot guns."
by Deek Windsome November 23, 2011
a. Receiving credit and congratulations for doing a task well while actually performing said task poorly.
b. Being paid for performing tasks that don’t exist.
c. The practice of general buffoonery while being lauded as competent.
b. Being paid for performing tasks that don’t exist.
c. The practice of general buffoonery while being lauded as competent.
I’m getting an award tonight for being good at my job, so I’m going to work really hard to avoid lorrainification.
by Deek Windsome October 14, 2011
1. A weekly to bi-weekly podcast featuring noted American Ron Aalgar Watt and is pasty Canadian sidekick Matt Rowbotham.
2. A voyage taken with sarcasm.
3. Questions asked and answered by assholes and a regular basis.
2. A voyage taken with sarcasm.
3. Questions asked and answered by assholes and a regular basis.
Guy 1: Did you listen to the Sarcastic Voyage the other day?
Guy 2: Damn straight, they answered a question from Deek Winsome on the air. It was the best Sarcastic Voyage ever!
Guy 2: Damn straight, they answered a question from Deek Winsome on the air. It was the best Sarcastic Voyage ever!
by Deek Windsome October 17, 2011