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sanforded it up 

When you fuck something up beyond repair. A normal person is capable of doing said task without issue but not you. Named after the legendary "sticks of fury."
I thought if I sent you on that detail you would be okay but you really Sanforded It Up!
sanforded it up by kingaling07 August 15, 2016

Mark Sanford 

1. To preach "family values" and "good morals" only to be caught violating said values and morals.

2. To disappear to Argentina without telling anyone where you are going.

3. Governor of South Carolina who disappeared to Argentina to see his mistress but lied and said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. He didn't even tell his family he was leaving.
1. See hypocrite.

2. Many Nazi war criminals pulled Mark Sanfords after World War 2 to avoid prison or execution.

3. Mark Sanford is a dumbass hypocrite.
Mark Sanford by unknown342 June 24, 2009

Bread Sanford 

Revenue, Cash flow, or any other term to define money gotten legally or illegally
E. J. : Man, I'm broke af, my nigga!
Quincy: You big dummy, you better get your hustle on and get that Bread Sanford!
Bread Sanford by TechieThugg September 20, 2019

Sanford Middle

Literal trash so many kids pull the fire alarm and get into fights almost every day.Its so fucking ghetto and is actual hell.
Some 5th grader-hey what middle school are you going to?
Another 5th grader-Sanford Middle.why?
Some 5th grader-yikes

sanford & son 

A TV sitcom that aired on NBC from 1972 to 1978. It starred the late great Redd Foxx as a 65-year-old Los Angeles junk dealer Fred Sanford who lives with his 30-ish son Lamont played by Demond Wilson.
Sanford & Son still airs on TV Land almost every night.
sanford & son by Redd Foxx Fan November 30, 2004
From madness combat but the name sounds like a retired Lawyer that lives in texas
STFU SANFORD YOU DIRTY WHORE
Sanford by imthatfriend;))) May 30, 2021