sanfordize

sān'fərdīz v. To obfuscate using elaborate euphemistic phrases.

He sanfordized, claiming "I will be hiking the Appalachian Trail this weekend."

by dw_d June 26, 2009

sanfordize

Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.

The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.

by ganaimn July 10, 2009

Sanfordian

-The Life forms that are Born and Usually Consistent with Living in Sanford, Florida

-Born and Raised in Sanford, Fl

Sanford also Know as Bokey

DAMN NIGGAS IN SANFORD IS SOO RATCHET.... all these damn Sanfordians

by Elfresh September 13, 2011

sanfordaged

adj
1. Having reached such age that one's ignorant, paranoid, and/or racist attitudes are viewed as amusing rather than offensive;
2. Pertaining to such state, such as in language or behavior.

The nursing home worker shook his head and smiled upon hearing the sanfordaged patient's racially insensitive ramblings.

by MaxSmart June 16, 2011

sanfordism

the best and first person ive met online, currently my bsf but yeha lovefaec

“omg sanfordism is so cool i wish they would be my bsf <333333”

by twentyeight! June 12, 2021

Swaffordize

To walk through life with an outward appearance of one image but to live internally as a completely different person.

To judge others when you do not look at yourself and your mistakes.

"I thought Tom was a different person when we met him. He was so nice and seemed to care, but now he is a total cold and calloused a-hole"

"yeah, we all thought that but I guess he has been Swaffordized"

by Psibri January 13, 2011

Sanfordizing

To make a public jackass of one's self, then repeatedly apologize for it ad nauseum until nobody wants to listen to you anymore. From Mark Sanford, Governor of South Carolina, during his unfortunate public indiscretion.

Tiger Woods is on the verge of Sanfordizing himself.

by caseyst February 19, 2010