Sandy J 

The act of giving a someone a hand job using sand paper only.

Jeff gave Harold one hell of a Sandy J today.

Oh shit dude, I hope my girlfriend doesn't give me a Sandy J tonight.

Sandy J by beemd June 3, 2013

standy j

A handjob performed while both parties are standing up.

The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free

We were having a tickle fight and before I knew it, she stood me up and gave me a standy J.

standy j by Alltalksubway March 5, 2020

Sandy Jellyfish 

A delightful mixture of cocaine and semen, and the pleasure of ejaculating into your cocaine before you snort it.

Its ok to snort Sandy Jellyfish, but its kinda gay if you swallow the lugee.

Sandy Jellyfish by MALS-11 RyanX September 29, 2009

sandy jane 

a sandy vagina
a vagina with sand in it

Sally : hey when we went to the beach i got a real sandy jane
John : Oh i heard thats a real bitch to get rid of

sandy jane by emma the psychopath January 20, 2009

sandy jewels 

When ur balls get sandy after u go to the beach

Jeeze after going the beach I got some major sandy jewels

sandy jewels by John colt April 21, 2014

Sandy Johnson

The thing that happens after sex on the beach.

That was fun, but now look at my Sandy Johnson.

Sandy Johnson by Cass182 October 24, 2017

Julian & Sandy 

Two characters From Round The Horne, a BBC radio program. Also the title of their sketches.

Julian and Sandy were two camp, out-of-work actors, who were always at work in a franchise that featured the word bona, which means 'good' in Polari.

Polari was gay slang used as a secret underground language before the decriminalisation of homosexuality in Britain back in the 1960s.

They could be found working at such ventures as Bona Promotions, the Ballet Bona, Bona TV Ltd, and Polari Vous Francais: the Bona School of Languages.

As well as being highly amusing, Julian and Sandy were notable for being two camp homosexual characters in mass entertainment at a time when homosexuality was still illegal in the UK, and for the use of Polari in the sketches.

The writers and cast thought the characters worked very well as they were not being held up to ridicule or simply there to be the target of a joke, in fact most of the sketches revolved around Kenneth Horne's presumed ignorance being the target of their jokes.

Kenneth Horne would find these two characters usually by looking in a rather risque magazine (which he would insist he bought for innocent reasons). This would lead him, more often than not, to their business in Chelsea.

I'm listening to 'Julian & Sandy' on CD.. it's making me lol!

Julian & Sandy by miss_weezy January 11, 2010