Sandblown
The the condition that befalls many Marines when they get back from overseas. The compulsive need to give oral sex to old men and suckle on their testicles in a very gentle way.
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standblower
a girl who can stand straight up and give you head.
a girl who can give you head without getting on her knees.
a girl who can give you head without getting on her knees.
standblower by Florian Mclovin March 20, 2008
Related Words
Sandblown • sand blower • sandtown • Handblownjob • sandblender • Sandblinch • Sandgrownian • Sandown • sandtown slouch • snarblownick
Turkish Sandplow
When a man is having sex with a woman and she says "no please stop. I'm too dry." and the man says "no, I'm getting my nut off anyways!"
Turkish Sandplow by TheTrailer May 25, 2009
sandtown slouch
A person who resides in Sandusky, Ohio, but doesn't work or contribute anything positive. Takes total advantage of everything the public assistance system has to offer such as free housing, food, child care & health insurance. Usually has one or more vices, smoking, drinking, using/selling drugs, gambling, pimping/prostitution, dog fighting or running scams. Most of the time, drives nice cars. Let's others raise their kids. Thinks the world owes them everything!
Billy: How does Sammy drive such nice cars? I haven't ever seen him work a day in his life. Who takes care of his kids?
Alphonso: He's got the system down packed. He is a Sandtown Slouch.
Alphonso: He's got the system down packed. He is a Sandtown Slouch.
sandtown slouch by Pioneer 1 June 1, 2016
Handblownjob
An event where:
1) You are given a handjob
2) The person who just gave a handjob gives you a fine piece of hand-blown glass.
3) You are given a blowjob*
*During the blowjob, the glass maybe used in several different ways, hey whatever floats your boat.
1) You are given a handjob
2) The person who just gave a handjob gives you a fine piece of hand-blown glass.
3) You are given a blowjob*
*During the blowjob, the glass maybe used in several different ways, hey whatever floats your boat.
Mark: "Man, I just got a handblownjob!"
Dave: "Nice, can I see it?"
Mark: "Sure!"
*Hands glass*
Dave: "This is nice, you can notice the attention to the detail."
Mark: "I know, right?!"
Dave: "Nice, can I see it?"
Mark: "Sure!"
*Hands glass*
Dave: "This is nice, you can notice the attention to the detail."
Mark: "I know, right?!"
Handblownjob by Keiathn June 13, 2007
sandtown
verb. intransitive. to fail miserably at one's stated profession or endeavor in a public setting.
noun. a most embarrassing and public act of self-humiliation.
general expletive.
noun. a most embarrassing and public act of self-humiliation.
general expletive.
"Despite the ongoing loyalty of their fans, the Chicago Cubs are poised to sandtown again in the coming season."
"The reporters awaited the imminent sandtown as President Bush approached the podium to speak."
"I'm going to sandtown all over your sandtowning face!"
"The reporters awaited the imminent sandtown as President Bush approached the podium to speak."
"I'm going to sandtown all over your sandtowning face!"
Sandtown
It is a fictional town made out of sand. Be careful of this town, because it can shoot Sans power very viciously if it doesn't like you.
Sandtown by Codysaur2004 January 10, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.