Sandblinch

A small creature living in the Sahara deserts, it feeds mostly on small organisms it catches by swallowing chunks of sand as it moves. Due to its strange lifestyle, it is critically endangered

Woah did you just see that Sandblinch? It ate so much sand

Sandblinch by Crassiusrattius March 5, 2025

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Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch

A sexual act of placing peanut butter on the penis, then proceeding to engage in anal intercourse followed by forcing the female participant to eat the end product resulting in a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.

Yo I went full retard on this chick last night and made her a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.

Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch by Overweight Vampire September 5, 2011

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Sandbitch

A woman (your bitch) who makes you sandwhiches.

Let me introduce you to Candy. She's my sandbitch.

Sandbitch by Erpho February 1, 2010

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Sandbitch

v. --When a dude is having a threesome (or intense grinding) with two chicks and is caught between the two bitches.

Man, did you see Emilio last night? That playa was sandbitched between Beth and Jessica!

Johnny was sandbitching between Eva and Teresa on the dance floor just a moment ago. That guy's such a pimp.

Sandbitch by Nemus Maximus October 19, 2010