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Sam's Club 

An off-shoot company of wal-mart that sells bulk amounts of items for very cheap prices. This practice, along with blatantly advertised affiliation with wal-mart and small busnisses is a ploy to counteract people who believe wal-mart is a vicious enemy to small business.
I just bought 120 condoms at Sam's Club for $2.00!

Jerome complains a lot about Wal-Mart ruining his small business. He often shops for supplies at the Sam's Club.
Sam's Club by B-C September 9, 2006
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Sam's Club Spartan

A fan of the Michigan State Spartans who has no direct affiliation to the university but who loudly and obnoxiously proclaims his/her allegiance while wearing goods and apparel purchased at a local Sam's Club store.
"We" kicked your guys butts! Go Green! Wooo hoooo!!!

Wow, what a Sam's Club Spartan that guy is.
Sam's Club Spartan by woviefan1 December 12, 2010

Sam's Club Samplin' 

A dating style used when a bro be hittin' up all tha ladies he can, tryna get the maximum booty possible, without paying for anything. All about dat quantity.
John: "Hey, is Joe taking out Susie again to a nice seafood dinner?"
Billy: "Nah, man, he's busy Sam's Club samplin'"

Sam's Club chiseler 

A paid-up member of a “big box” warehouse who solicits his bargain-shopping privileges to other folks who have less-affluent lifestyles, and who therefore would wish to also purchase ordinary grocery/household items at bulk-package prices, but who either cannot comfortably afford the outrageously-steep membership-fees that the bulk-package warehouses charge, or who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the fees. The problem, of course, is that the opportunistic member engages in "chiseling": he does not merely ask to be reimbursed just for his actual expenses in procuring the items for these lower-income folks --- i.e., the total amount of the purchased items plus the cost of any additional gas that he’d consume in the course of obtaining/delivering the purchases --- but also charges a hefty “shopper’s fee” for his “services”… yes, it would be an amount that’s still somewhat less than the total savings compared to what the items would have cost in a “regular” store, but still considerably more than the frugal-by-necessity folks for whom he’s shopping would have wanted to spend to obtain their items in the first place.
Members-only warehouses should quit charging such exorbitant fees to their paying customers --- it creates a fertile breeding-ground for Sam's Club chiselers.
Sam's Club chiseler by QuacksO July 24, 2018

Uncle Sam’s club 

Want to got to Uncle Sam’s club at Buckley AFB this weekend?

Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club 

A nickname given to the Coast Guard by the Marines. Usually said in a mocking manner due to the fact that the Coast Guard is rarely in combat and are instead mainly stopping drug boats and pulling six-pack rings off sea life. Contrary to the life of a Marine.
Coastguardsman: I’m in the Coast Guard
Marine: Oh, you mean Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club?
Coastguardsman: Huh?
Marine: Pussy.

Sam's clubbing

Sam's Clubbing happens to be the gratuitous occasion of arriving on destination via Sam's Club and partaking in the various locales of samples and/or hand-outs as a meal.
My mother took us out Sam's Clubbing because she spent all of her food money on an assortment of plastic surgeries.
Sam's clubbing by Pitahbred/Dir August 14, 2010
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