Created by Gucci Mane in his song "Kitchen," nobody is really sure what the true definition is. Chances are it pertains to his uncanny diligence in the kitchen, or how well he sells drugs.
by Dillypoo January 21, 2011

The act of masturbating while sad or depressed. Blood is often used as a lubricant for this activity.
by Dillypoo November 03, 2009

Madsturbation is widely frowned upon by the public, but it is a great way for weird kids to channel their hatred at their penises!
by Dillypoo November 03, 2009
