Sadsterbate
Sadsterbate by Mainnbbitchh August 16, 2018
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Sadsturbate
John Proctor's girlfriend broke up with him so he decided to sadsturbate in order to ease the sorrow.
Sadsturbate by Carl Grimes April 17, 2016
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Sadsturbate
Masturbation while in an intense period of remorse or sadness, lubrication naturally forming from tears raining down on one's frowny poundy
Sam was so upset when the Patriots lost to the Ravens that he sadsturbated for months in his room before he ran out of tears and boners.
Sadsturbate by TeamKeefe January 23, 2013
Sadsturbate
Sadsturbate by bassmanmiles92 June 29, 2011
shasterbate
shitting while masterbating
person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"
shasterbate by shexcelent December 1, 2009
Sadsturbation
masturbating while sad.
Sadsturbation by a guy who is a guy February 18, 2015
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