Saddington 

A bit of a saddo

I have a soft spot for pet fish, I’m that much of a saddington

Saddington by Morhir May 8, 2019

ambushed paddington 

When you pull out and cum on your gf's teddy bear

My gf broke up with me last night after I ambushed paddington

ambushed paddington by playa hater February 24, 2004

paddington ambush

When having sex w/ Girlfriend, man pulls out right before climax, then proceeds to blow his load on Girlfriends teddy bear.

If she gives does that again, she's getting the Paddington Ambush.

paddington ambush by Johnny Smack January 17, 2005

paddington's disease 

Paddington's disease is when you become so anxious you turn into a dog.

after finding out the moon was falling thomas got paddington's disease

paddington's disease by TribalWars2 October 24, 2015

Ambush Paddington 

As you are about to finish having sex with a woman, you pull out and instead cream all over her favorite teddy bear. Originates from Paddington Bear, a cartoon TV show.

"Man, she never saw that Ambush Paddington coming! Mr. Sniffles was in the wash all week!"

Ambush Paddington by mort March 21, 2005

the paddington bear 

When a male and female are having sex,the male pulls his penis out of the female and ejaculates onto her teddy bear. The bear is covered in semen and the male must leave the residence immediately.

Paddington Bear was also a childrens show. circa 1980's.

I liked her so much I gave her the paddington bear.

the paddington bear by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006

paddington bear 

A term used by people in the construction industry, specifically estimators. It is used to describe someone who sends too much material on purpose to ensure that he never comes up short on material.

That Bernie sure is a paddington bear.

paddington bear by ben_waballs December 24, 2008