mort's definitions

Rippin' Angus

An irate Scottsman.

I took an extra helpin of haggus and my Pa turned into a rippin' angus!

by Mort March 12, 2003

Ambush Paddington

As you are about to finish having sex with a woman, you pull out and instead cream all over her favorite teddy bear. Originates from Paddington Bear, a cartoon TV show.

"Man, she never saw that Ambush Paddington coming! Mr. Sniffles was in the wash all week!"

by mort March 21, 2005

borken

(adj.) - Coined by the infamous Evan Trask in one of his wilder moments of inspiration. Generally taken to mean something which is not only broken, but completely wrecked in a comical fashion. Can also be applied figuratively to a person who is acting strangely (see: Jordan Burch)

Man 1: "Ow, I punched myself in the face, and now my brain is borken!"
Man 2: "You're an idiot, Matt"

by Mort June 13, 2004

Sataian

Sataian is the philosophical opponent of Jesaaron.
He has the Evil powers one would expect of the anti-Christ.
He also enjoys walking on the beach, maintaining his website, and music.
Oh, yeah, and he plans to bring about the apocalypse.

Sataian has created a wikipedia entry on Jesaaron, much to his annoyance.

by Mort May 7, 2005

Rosie

The beautiful one.

How Rosie she looks.

by Mort June 8, 2004

Murtada

A cool guy , nice and calm at the same time, everyone loves him and he looks good

Maan i wanna be murtada so bad

by Mort April 20, 2019

shtoops

Telly from kids said it a few times throught out the movie... I am assuming he mean to agree with Casper...but who the hell knows? Shtoops is an amazing word...Fuck you Weisberg!

Shtoops, i agree...

by mort December 17, 2003