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schwing pop 

"Fuck me forever" by Connie Lingus , "Sit on my face" by The Echoes and "Uranus is out tonight" by James Lee Meadows are my favourite old time Schwing Pop hits.
schwing pop by kelamist May 27, 2018

Schwing and a miss 

When you get an instant boner at the sight of something utterly sexual in nature but that boner is quickly rescinded by something purely udesirebale right next to it. It is one hell of a Juxtaposition. Its a spin on the popular phrase "Swing and a miss"
Guy 1: Dude, Look at Carmen over there. She looks super hot in that black sequin dress *gets a boner*

Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.

Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*

Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.
Schwing and a miss by AJ2478 June 3, 2016

schwing vote 

A change in vote based on the attractiveness of the female candidate.
Dude, I thought about voting for Obama, but did you see that VP debate? Palin has got my schwing vote locked up, I could definitely stare at her for the next 4 years.
schwing vote by Ockman January 18, 2009
Adjective - to appear cute and normal, but to actually be a wild sensual animal of the night
I told them she was schwind, but they wouldn't believe me unless I showed them the pictures.
schwind by Bloomsday February 5, 2010
Sachini is a drop dead gorgeous girl who loves to eat food and influence ppl to be pigs too.... she has the best boyfren in the world and she made him love food too,she also has the softest cheeks in the world
Sachini is just being herself
Sachini by Isitthaddeus? November 19, 2018
When Garth or Wayne (Wayne's World) pop a boner. How you feel when you see an extremely hot chick. excellent...
-number one babe, Kim Basgner...SCHWING!
-Casandra is a total babe...schwing!
-schwing-a-ling!
-those arent wing-dings...those are SCHWING-DINGS!
schwing by Ian March 2, 2004