schwind

Adjective - to appear cute and normal, but to actually be a wild sensual animal of the night

I told them she was schwind, but they wouldn't believe me unless I showed them the pictures.

by Bloomsday February 5, 2010

schwind

a very sexy last name only for the nicest boy in the universe. a guy with the last name schwind loves his girlfriend and is extrmemely nice and caring. he is funny and absolutely adorable

Schwind loves his girlfriend.

by Anonnnnynynymusssss June 13, 2008

schwind-mill

a Swatstika disguised by a windmill.

Whoa! That's an awesome Schwind-mill!

by emokid2012 December 8, 2010

anthony schwind

A Giraffe 😂

Oi u see that Anthony Schwind he can reach the top

by MandoMan111 February 11, 2019

schwing pop

music for adults only

"Fuck me forever" by Connie Lingus , "Sit on my face" by The Echoes and "Uranus is out tonight" by James Lee Meadows are my favourite old time Schwing Pop hits.

by kelamist May 27, 2018

Schwing and a miss

When you get an instant boner at the sight of something utterly sexual in nature but that boner is quickly rescinded by something purely udesirebale right next to it. It is one hell of a Juxtaposition. Its a spin on the popular phrase "Swing and a miss"

Guy 1: Dude, Look at Carmen over there. She looks super hot in that black sequin dress *gets a boner*

Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.

Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*

Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.

by AJ2478 June 3, 2016

schwing vote

A change in vote based on the attractiveness of the female candidate.

Dude, I thought about voting for Obama, but did you see that VP debate? Palin has got my schwing vote locked up, I could definitely stare at her for the next 4 years.

by Ockman January 18, 2009