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Slang term for 'Sort your life out mate'.

Pronounced Si-Lom.
Person 1: "Alright mate, do you want to come pub tonight?"
Person 2: "No I'm afraid not, I've got to clean my fish tank."
Person 1: "Oh My God! SYLOM!"
by The Plumley Massive January 12, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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